Boltgun's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[How Newgrounds Functions]

Ow noe ! It keep goign !!1

Haha, priceless. Newgrounds is full of tards who downvote movies based on the content, no matter how good it is.
Sometimes they even group, thinking that they are a uber faction or something and that yelling about a couple of flash movies and authors make them cool, this is rather silly.

Oh and by the way, "Lol you sukd this mofee iz stil goign!!!!! I dun get it do I hav to cloze it or something when Im finishd wit it ? I hav been watching it for 15 hourz streight!!!!11"

EvilBerryClock responds:

I'm a clock, I have to deal with loads of those idiot reviewers like ones saying

"it's clock so it must suck"

pretty stupid
thanks for the review

[Cool Things 045]

So typical that it hurt my rectum.

Ooooh, a nice looking preloader ! Quick I must vote 5 before it gets protected so I get my point.

Fail, Newgrounds. Fail.

AubergineLock responds:

What he said.

[Hereticus]

Scourge and purge !

Great drawing, excellent animation, nice choice of audio and a style that throw you in the ambience... We have a winner.

By reading the other reviews I see that you plan to make more. I say go for it. :)

forsterbar responds:

Thanks a tonne dude... and as a direct result of all these positive reviews, a second one is already in the works. Cheers again.

[Kitty*Toast bombers]

Oh noe, it's teh Kitty Toasts !

*choke with 5 tons of bread in the mouth*

Blackmagic responds:

*OWNED*

[PEN! enter the clock]

Not bad

You should use Text aloud for everyone in the next part.

Btw, pen can't win. StrawberryClock have more power than you can imagine.

Jeanzy responds:

really? well i'll keep that into consideration when the final fight commences.. aslong as the other clocks still die powerless it is all good.

[ANTI CLock!!!]

You cannot kill the clocks...

joo fewel !!!
You cannot kill Strawberryclock, OrangeClock, MelonClock, PepsiClock, PineappleClock and any other clocks !
And obviously don't hate us. I mean, you don't seem to have a reason.

GFD-Luc responds:

I don't hate hate they clock animators, I don't hate YOU! I kinda hate the clock you guy's create...

[fun stuff 966]

Important :

fun stuff titles are in lower case and with 3 DIGITS !

fun stuff XXX

Please rename it, please...

TapismDotCom responds:

Done! Thanks for telling me.

[Knoxs "Resident Evil"5]

Oh snap... 3.76 !

While some excellent movies got voted 0 with review like "fhgfhgf this is crap!", I have this : 5 Mo flashes with ONLY ONE video clip that you didn't even made who get masses of 5.

That's great. A demonstration of NG's morons taste. If only you where funny I would have liked it.

Knox responds:

its your fav flash of all times?awesome!